Bloomberg Apologizes For Remarks.

Michael Bloomberg, a candidate for gun-grabb....er....President, apologized for calling Cory Booker "well spoken", which as everyone knows, is a dog-whistle for white supremacists. Cory Booker was SHOCKED to have heard himself described in such a way, as most refer to him as "lisping" or "gay sounding". The media seemed to have lost their collective memory that another candidate, Joe Biden, has also referred to a rival of his during a previous run for High Office, Barack Obama, as "clean" and "articulate". His full quote was "I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy," Biden said. "I mean, that's a storybook, man."
  Those two rivals went on to become President and Vice President for two terms, so Obama must not have taken TOO much offense. Maybe the difference is that Booker was more offended that Bloomberg had left out "clean" in his description, implying that he was not? No word on whether Bloomberg will be describing any other rivals in the near future...