Mike Bloomberg Signals Possible Arkancide!

Presidential Candidate Mike Bloomberg, who is seeking to purchase the Office in 2020, has signaled a possible Arkancide in his future by floating the idea of selecting President Clinton's wife as his running mate! Usually it is NOT a good idea to have someone SO hungry to BE President a heartbeat away, but perhaps Bloomie has a terminal condition and just wants to leave a legacy of having BEEN President, disarming the Citizenry, and leaving the country with the worst person possible in charge.
  For her part, Mrs. C has said that she'd be OK with the offer, and one has to realize that succeeding Bloomie is the ONLY way she can ascend to Higher Office without having to run as a proxy for her husband's Third Term. In fact, she can finally dump Bill, come out of the closet and trump BootyJudge as both First Woman and First Gay President! A two-fer!
And someday people will say "Mike Bloomberg did NOT kill himself".

Clinton Helps BootyJudge...

President Bill Clinton's wife, Hillary, who ran against Donald Trump for an unconstitutional Third Term, has renewed attacks on past rival Bernie Sanders, ostensibly an "independent", who has worked with the DemocratSocialists in Congress for years, and is once again running as one this election cycle for President. As the media previously backed an Elizabeth Warren claim that Sanders had committed the sin of sexism in discussing with her the possibility of a woman who had not been married to a previous President being elected, many assumed that the bashing of Bernie was to "protect" the Democrats, who suddenly were no longer being assumed to be Socialist for some reason, and to prop up alleged "moderate" front runners like Warren or the man who protected Barack Obama from attack, Joe Biden.However, a more obvious motive is to pave the way for Sneaky Pete BootyJudge.
  Almost always referred to by the folksy "Mayor Pete" by media types, ostensibly because they cannot pronounce his name, but more likely as a way to make him accessible to voters as President Clinton's wife, who was referred to by her first name, and unlike the hated President Trump, who went from "The Donald" to "Trump" as he went from Democrat to Republican, BootyJudge just "tied" in the Iowa Caucus with Bernie Sanders, and is allegedly beating him in New Hampshire polling. My sources have been for the past year touting Sneaky Pete the way they once did the Clintons and, before that, Obama, and even more importantly, the Russkie Conspiracy! Pete would be a "first" as an out gay President, and the Left especially LOVES a first, and the media is salivating over being able to once again feature covers and stories about the First Spouse, having ignored actual model Melania for four years,but more than willing to plaster an actual male all over the country for four years!
   I have always asserted that part of Mrs. Clinton's ire toward Trump and his voters was that the polls had her winning, so she never pulled the gay card herself and came out as a Hail Mary. This chance to help the First Gay MALE Candidate is her opportunity to at least partially make up for that. We'll see.