Jussie Smollett's Attacker Indicted!

It looks as if those of us who might venture out in below zero temperatures for a Subway sandwich in the wee hours of the morning can do so safely again, as Jussie Smollett has finally been indicted for the race-baiting hoax he (and potentially ex-Presidential candidates Kamala Harris and Cory Booker) perpetrated last year! Hopefully he throws them under the bus as the charges against him finally become real. Thankfully his hoax was as badly scripted and acted out as any storyline on the now-defunct Empire series that employed him!

The Love is Gone.

So Cory (Spartacus) Booker quit the Presidential race yesterday, and we're down to, like, 10 or so candidates. Marianne Williamson dropped out last week, and all the love is gone from the race.
 We're left with two billionaires in perpetual "Impeach!" Tom Steyer, Amy Klobuchar, who I think is just hanging on because she's afraid of what Trump will Tweet as she leaves, Sneaky Pete BootyJudge, who I believe WILL be the candidate, either for top or bottom of the ticket, Tulsi Gabbard for some unknown reason, and three old Socialists. Should be fun.
  Meantime Trump Tweeted :

He really IS the best!. In related news, the Netflix Marvel characters may be coming to the Marvelverse now owned by Disney. That means that Rosario Dawson might have a new gig.

Bloomberg Apologizes For Remarks.

Michael Bloomberg, a candidate for gun-grabb....er....President, apologized for calling Cory Booker "well spoken", which as everyone knows, is a dog-whistle for white supremacists. Cory Booker was SHOCKED to have heard himself described in such a way, as most refer to him as "lisping" or "gay sounding". The media seemed to have lost their collective memory that another candidate, Joe Biden, has also referred to a rival of his during a previous run for High Office, Barack Obama, as "clean" and "articulate". His full quote was "I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy," Biden said. "I mean, that's a storybook, man."
  Those two rivals went on to become President and Vice President for two terms, so Obama must not have taken TOO much offense. Maybe the difference is that Booker was more offended that Bloomberg had left out "clean" in his description, implying that he was not? No word on whether Bloomberg will be describing any other rivals in the near future...