Mike Bloomberg Signals Possible Arkancide!

Presidential Candidate Mike Bloomberg, who is seeking to purchase the Office in 2020, has signaled a possible Arkancide in his future by floating the idea of selecting President Clinton's wife as his running mate! Usually it is NOT a good idea to have someone SO hungry to BE President a heartbeat away, but perhaps Bloomie has a terminal condition and just wants to leave a legacy of having BEEN President, disarming the Citizenry, and leaving the country with the worst person possible in charge.
  For her part, Mrs. C has said that she'd be OK with the offer, and one has to realize that succeeding Bloomie is the ONLY way she can ascend to Higher Office without having to run as a proxy for her husband's Third Term. In fact, she can finally dump Bill, come out of the closet and trump BootyJudge as both First Woman and First Gay President! A two-fer!
And someday people will say "Mike Bloomberg did NOT kill himself".