All Petered Out...

In surprising news, Mayor Pete BootyJudge is returning home to South Bent having suspended his campaign BEFORE Super Tuesday last night, and will no longer be running for the top spot  on the DemocratSocialist ticket in 2020! Coming after a loss in South Carolina and a chat with former President Jimmuh Carter, one wonders how much was offered to give Biden a cleared path to knock out Bernie Sanders? And why BootyJudge and not Betsey Warren or Sister Amy Klobuchar? Sure, they're women, but he's an OUT gay guy with a potential First Spouse that would be the kind of FIRST the DemocratSocialists and their Presstitutes crave. We've already had a woman run, and ostensibly for a third shared term in the Clintons. Warren and Klobuchar are old hat and old bags. Oh, well, it's not the LAST we'll see of BootyJudge, but it was a surprise at this juncture and I'm sure the REAL story is yet to be revealed.