Don't Be Caught Toobin'!

Jeffrey Toobin, caught Toobin', or "masturbating at work" on a Zoom call with other anti-Trumpers, was suspended by CNN and the New Yorker, the national magazine for the intellectual elite. You'll find it all the best waiting rooms. He has now been fired by the magazine, probably having been kept on since the incident in case the Election Theft had not worked. But Joe Biden is not going to need any more fluffers than he already has, so the publication cut ties. CNN has yet to do so, but that's probably because Toobin' is just another perk at the creepy "news" outlet. One can have fun examining the perspectives of those reporting on the incident, though. See how many just assume that Jeffrey was watching porn on another tab or device and was caught mid-wank, and how many actually question whether he was Toobin' over Trump's fixed loss, or who was on the Zoom call WITH him, that might have made it impossible for him not to "indulge". In any case, good riddance.